First words. They're often unclear or confused with babbling, but anticipated by every parent eager to catch a glimpse into the mind and soul of their little one and perhaps their own parenting. It's almost seen as a rite into personhood, or at least personality. Christian's first word? "Jesus". Simeon's "Uh-oh". Joshua's? "No, no, no!" accompanied by hand motions waving back and forth. Yup, looks like our parenting has only gotten worse with each child, sorry any future children; you're probably doomed to curse words for your speaking debut.