Christian: "I have a present for you"
Me: "What's that?"
Christian: "Diaper rash"
Christian (while praying): "And please bless mommy and daddy and Christian and Simeon
and Jesus and God and Judas and all the bad guys."
Christian (while going to bed): "Daddy, can you kiss me good night like Judas?"
Christian (after watching the Gethsamene scene in the new LDS.org Bible video) and getting angry at Rachel. "Mommy, I'm going to cut off your ears!"
Who says the Bible isn't a good influence on children?