Christian: "I have a present for you"
Me: "What's that?"
Christian: "Diaper rash"
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Christian (while praying): "And please bless mommy and daddy and Christian and Simeon
and Jesus and God and Judas and all the bad guys."
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Christian (while going to bed): "Daddy, can you kiss me good night like Judas?"
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Christian (after watching the Gethsamene scene in the new LDS.org Bible video) and getting angry at Rachel. "Mommy, I'm going to cut off your ears!"
Who says the Bible isn't a good influence on children?
